L.O.L

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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shvnyyy-e:


zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

sixpenceee:

Sometimes the internet can be a great place. 

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!