Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*
one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
Sometimes the internet can be a great place.
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!